Choose your way to cause Chaos.
DESERT X
TRAINING IN KUWAIT 2025
Crazy? Definitely.
Daring? Always.
If it's Insane, it's Ours.
We are "Chaos Cartel."
A melting pot of madness — no scripts, no brakes, just pure fire.
BMX icons. Scooter prodigies. Prank kings. World champions and wildcard rookies, all under one roof.
Each one a different kind of Chaos — from the Hitman to the Liability, the Underdog to the Architect.
We don’t follow trends. We flip them.
We don’t ride for points. We ride for legacy.
Every city becomes our canvas. Every trick a war cry.
We bring the mayhem. You bring the camera.
"This isn’t sport. It’s Chaos.
And we are the First Family of Chaos™."
Commander Chaos™
“Can be cold. Can be fun.
But always gets sh*t done.”
Real name: Pete Johnson
Role: Chaos Architect
Tagline: Vision locked. Rules ignored. Unleash the Chaos.
He walked out of the corporate world and started a global street war.
Ex-exec. Serial disruptor.
Built a crew, flipped a capital, and never looked back.
Now he's rewriting the rules — one city at a time.
Vibe: Ruthless vision. Tactical Chaos. A founder who builds firestorms, not forecasts.
MC RYLY™
“If Pete says it’ll work —
Reilly’s already lit the fuse.”
Real name: Danny Reilly
Role: Conscious Chaos
Tagline: Loud. Loyal. One bad idea away from greatness.
East London-born. Chaos-bred.
Ex-music man turned mayhem master.
Pete’s chaos twin.
JJ’s daily headache.
The voice, the instigator, the glue holding it together —
until he tears it down again.
Vibe: Wildcard loyalty. Instigator energy.
Chaos with bass.
JJ – Silent Chaos™
“I joined to do admin.
Now I babysit Chaos —
and somehow, I love it.”
Tagline: Prays daily. Packs bags. Saves lives.
She didn’t plan on white horses — just logistics.
Pete shouts. Reilly shouts back. JJ just flows.
It shouldn’t work, but somehow… it does.
Books flights. Calms Chaos. Saves cats. Keeps us alive.
Doesn’t chase Chaos —
just quietly fixes it.
Vibe: Quiet savage. No panic. All control.
Chaos The Cat™
“Turns up late. Leaves when she wants. Still runs the crew.”
Species: Feline.
Role: Mascot. Menace. Myth.
Tagline: No leash. No rules.
No regrets.
She showed up once…
and never left.
Now she rides Vespas,
hijacks meetings,
and naps through street wars.
Some say she’s just a cat.
The Originals know better.
She’s always watching.
And never asking.
Vibe: Luxury Chaos. Meme queen. Merch drop pending.
Dan – Fish
“Ink, Chaos, and a hit list.
Welcome to Dan’s world.”
Role: Pro Skater. Chaos Prank Unit
Tagline: Pranks planned. Ink loaded. Chaos inbound.
The team’s sharpest prankster —
always has a hit list.
Never ask why we call him Fish.
Told Pete not to mess — and meant it.
Takes slams like warm-ups —
no moaning, no drama.
Loves choreographing Chaos with other riders to cook next-level clips.
Skates like a riot. Tags with venom.
Loves Chaos. Bleeds ink.
Vibe: Street energy meets calculated mayhem.
Jake – Full Send
“Gravity isn’t broken.
Jake just never cared for it.”
Role: MTB Freestyler. Certified Chaos Madman
Tagline: No fear. No brakes. No plan B.
Jake doesn’t flinch — he flies.
Diamond-tier daredevil with a death wish smile.
Top 10 globally — but you’d never hear it from him.
Once let Jack shave his head mid-tour in Kuwait.
Why?
“Seemed like a laugh.”
Hits jumps others won’t touch, and lands them cleaner than your last selfie.
Zero ego. All throttle.
Built for Chaos. Born to break physics.
Vibe: World-class talent with “IDGAF” energy.
Jack – The Wild One
“Tell him he can’t — and he’ll do it twice,
just to prove a point.”
Role: BMX Street Icon. Chaos Hitman
Tagline: Wild by nature. No rules.
Doesn’t ask — just launches.
Jack isn’t just wild on a bike —
he’s built different.
From BMX to life, no brakes, no filter.
Retires — then reloads (only in his mid 20's).
Usually found with Jake —
like 5 year old's getting in trouble.
If it’s loud, fast, or reckless…
Jack’s already halfway through it.
Public enemy #1 on Fish’s prank list.
Built for viral mayhem and zero regrets.
Vibe: Pure instinct. Zero chill. Just Survive.
Miguel – My Girl
“Will backflip for burritos.
Your mum will love him.”
Role: BMX Freestyler. Chaos Charisma
Tagline: Never late for breakfast.
Always first to have fun.
They call him My Girl — say it fast, it’ll click.
2-time Spanish BMX Champion. Certified vibe dealer. Voice that makes you laugh.
Energy that lights a room.
Once described a breakfast as “whoa, whoa, whoa… yeah, yeah, yeah.”
We assume that meant he liked it.
Judges every city by its morning meal —
and never misses.
One-of-a-kind Chaos, delivered with a grin.
Vibe: Warm, wild, hungry and loved.
Joe – The Phantom
“We don’t talk about Joe…
He's probably listening.”
Role: Inline Assassin. Chaos Shadow
Tagline: Four-time world champion.
Never seen in daylight.
He’s different. Quiet. Always watching.
If he’s not in the room, his camera is.
Moves like smoke, lands like silence.
Could be in a vampire movie —
probably already is.
No one really knows.
Never misses a trick.
Never breaks a vibe.
And never tells you what he's thinking.
We’re just glad he’s with us — not against us...
Vibe: Ice-cold calm. Chaos behind the lens.
Charley – Crayon
“Talks too much, listens too little —
but lands like a savage.”
Role: Pro Scooter. Chaos Underdog (in age only)
Tagline: Savage. Loud. Lethal. Zero chill.
Less filter.
First time he met Pete, he said he hated Liverpool. Bad move — Pete’s a Scouser, Reilly’s full-on LFC. So now he’s Crayon. Because he’s 17 and can’t be trusted with anything sharp.
He hates the name. We love it.
When he grows up, we’ll call him Pencil.
A future world champ,
with no idea when to STFU…
Chaos runs on instinct —
and Crayon’s got plenty.
Vibe: Gen Z Chaos. Unfiltered. Unstoppable.
Shaun – The Operator
“The only one with an alarm clock —
and the respect to use it.”
Role: BMX Powerhouse. Calm Chaos
Tagline: Calm head. Big tricks. Zero fear.
The most reliable weapon in the Cartel.
Team GB elite. Never late, never off —
the one who wakes the crew, then leads it.
Hard-working. Unshakable. Built for pressure.
He brings a different kind of chaos: the grown-up kind.
More focus. No drama, no doubt.
When the others are still asleep or throwing eggs, Shaun’s already warmed up.
Big air, clean landings, and standards the rest of them pretend don’t exist.
Vibe: Adult in the room. Cold Chaos.
Kaine – Flight Risk
“We don’t know how he survives.
But somehow… he does.”
Role: BMX Freestyler. Chaos Liability
Tagline: Dumb questions. Zero fear. Zero planning. Selfie King.
From Birmingham to Team GB —
Kaine’s got elite skills and zero sense.
He forgets gear. Misses every brief.
Often injured. Still lands bangers.
Forever in trouble. Somehow always forgiven.
Dumb and Dumber with Jack —
a prank war duo powered by Chaos.
Great ideas? Not really. Great content?
Every time.
No filter. Just vibes and viral clips.
Vibe: Always smiling. Gold-standard trainwreck.